Mazel Tov! I mean, what, is it a Saturday morning what with Joe’s wife’s curlers in her hair? And I don’t know, he looks and sounds pretty happy to see her, why the fear? Roll with it, hon.

There are so many things wrong here; the doorknob has been installed backwards by today’s standards (certainly while Joe was on a bender after being burgled), Joe’s son needs a frickin’ haircut and possibly an eyebrow waxing, and Joe seems to have a tendency to carry glassware around indiscriminately. However, Joe’s car is bitchin’; I’m just sayin’.

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