Nerd-5 Cocktail-0
Absurd, and sad June 28th, 2007It's bad enough that the whole thing is creepy, Back to the Future II sorts of bad, and completely without charm, but did they have to spell 'Tanqueray' incorrectly as well? It's just salt in the damned wound. The mind reels. And what's with the vaguely threatening, 'If I wasn't bolted to the floor I'd ______' comment?! Are we supposed to project our own luddite fears into that dropped sentence? What, kick our asses? Take over the world? Take a steaming robot dump? Huh?! I'm sure you have the Keiths, Jeffreys, Darcys, and Jimmys of the world shaking in their proverbial boots, you freaking Max Headroom wannabe.
Hmmmmm, but maybe we could hack it…
Hah, my reaction exactly. Whatever, Creepy Robot Head. They could at least make the thing look sort of cute, or put an apron on it like Rosie from the Jetsons.
What ever happened to just sneaking a flask into a place where there isn’t a bar? Must we have everything done for us now?
I think those days died with changing into evening wear at 5-6pm and it’s unfortunate. I do love my flask though. Stupid robot.
But can he bounce unruly customers?!
Mmmmmm, robot vodka tonic in a plastic cup….
The programmers misspelled Tanqueray. I hate it when people put the letter G in there.