Mr. Fussy-pantsI have a problem with Imbibe!1 and, in a larger sense, fussy-buns cocktails that require a body to prepare anywhere from 2 days to 4 weeks in advance to make a drink. You see, I’m not a planner. Now, don’t get me wrong, I love the publication and think it’s gorgeous, brilliantly designed and edited, and I find you can rarely go wrong mixing up one of its drinks. But, therein lies the problem; I often can’t. This, from a guy with over 200 bottles of spirits and 30+ mixing supplements (bitters, syrups, infusions, etc.) at his disposal. I can’t imagine what a traditional reader faces what with the calls for tamarind syrup, algarrobina syrup, pinot grigio syrup, Ceylon black-tea infused silver tequila, pomegranate balsamic drizzle…I could go on and on, but I won’t. Suffice it to say that another blogger at TotC said it best when he said, “If I’m not able to reach for the bottles and mix it up, it gets a bit tiresome and fussy.”2 In other words, I’m in this to make drinks, people. And, I have a feeling this is why I go in for the classic and vintage cocktails so heartily; they simply require, for the most part, you have a well-stocked bar, some juices, and the gumption.

In going through my Tales of the Cocktail recipe cards I find so many obscure liquors and spirits I can’t come near to acquiring3 here (Rain Organics Honey Mango Melon Vodka? I mean, C’MON!)4 or esoteric and arcane ingredients such as Bauman’s unsweetened Spice and Sassafras Apple Butter that I just begin to throw my hands up at the byzantine morass I see ahead of me that would make drinking a slog and turn to a nice classic Attention or Jack Rose cocktail and call it a night.5 Maybe I can be accused of not being serious or devoted enough, I don’t know.

But, this is why I get so delighted when I see a drink such as the Elan Vital, by Daniel Shoemaker, featured towards the back of the magazine’s July/August 2008 issue. “Alas,” I say, “a drink I can make this very instant, and it looks divine.”



Elan Vital

Elan Vital

  • 2 oz Full-bodied Dutch-style gin
  • 3/4 oz Yellow Chartreuse
  • 1/2 oz Dry vermouth 6
  • 1/4 oz Creme de Violette
  • 1/4 oz orgeat

Fill a mixing glass halfway with ice. Add ingredients and stir well to chill. Strain liquid into a saucer and garnish with freshly grated orange peel.

I heard many wonderful things about Daniel Shoemaker and the Teardrop Lounge while in New Orleans and this drink definitely gives them some measure of credibility if it’s any indication of the quality of drink they’re producing there. I love all of these ingredients on their own but the 3/4 oz of Yellow Chartreuse made me skeptical that this drink would work given all of the floral and botanical flavors that would be vying for prominence. However, they came together extremely well. Joana and I both likened this to a deeply-honeyed herbal tea. Just delicious and well worth its cost in hard-to-find ingredients. This is a drink that’s sweeter than expected but welcome in its complexity. “Vital impetus” indeed.

My only issue is that the dry vermouth gets lost in the shuffle and deserves to be featured more, at least if you’re using Martini & Rossi as I did. Now that I have a bottle of Vya Extra Dry I’m curious how it will change the make-up of this drink and how much a homemade or higher-quality orgeat syrup would deepen it and subdue the sweetness a bit. However, it’s not the slightest bit tacky or cloying, so don’t get me wrong; it’s just on the sweeter side of the scale for an “up” cocktail.

T. Marshall Fawley III of Scofflaw’s Den jiggered up a variation of this he called the “Elan Witch” that replaced the grated orange peel with a drop of orange flower water and added Strega in place of the Yellow Chartreuse. It sounds like it would dry it out a touch and, by his reckoning, kick up the vermouth’s influence on the final product.7

If you have these ingredients handy, give this a shot. If not, turn to Imbibe! where…ummmmmm, well, maybe not.8


Elan Vitale Rating: ★★★★☆

Note: To be fair to Imbibe!, the ratio of straight-forward to “fussy” drinks is about 2:1 and it seems, more often than not, to keep its mission in mind with the drinks it chooses to feature. So, please Hammer, don’t hurt ‘em.9

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  1. Anita at MWD made a good point that Food & Wine may be a worse offender than Imbibe! about this. When a publication hunts out recipes and features bar/bartender’s “house ingredient” it becomes a barrier to entry to trying, and enjoying, it []
  2. I’m paraphrasing, but it was refreshing to hear the same “Dammit, I want to be able to make the drinks I discover.” sentiment []
  3. or wanting to acquire, how many damned specific types of vodka do you expect me to have or invest in, bastards? []
  4. GOB of “Arrested Development” reference here… []
  5. I understand the difference between having a bar where these ingredients can be made in large quantities and used to differentiate your cocktails and make them unique flavors not found elsewhere, that’s awesome stuff []
  6. calls for Vya, I had to use Martini & Rossi []
  7. this sentence edited to reflect Marshall’s comment and additional detail in the comments []
  8. I’m trying not to be completely unfair to Imbibe as it’s an extremely good publication. It just gets frustrating to me at times and it’s the most visible example of this phenomena of fussy and labor-intensive cocktails-maybe I’m lazy or in the wrong part of the country, it remains to be seen []
  9. also, I think Joana disagrees with me on this entire point which is usually a sign I’m deeply in the wrong []